Score: 0

"wtf is wrong with you man"

submission: Indiana Jones The Boulder

date: May 24, 2008

none for lack of effort, i would have thought it was funny it it actually had a rythm or an ending but no, you wasted my life i could have spent laughing

Score: 2

"you need deconstructive criticism"

submission: Virtual Drug Session

date: May 23, 2008

i gave you a 2 for effort. what you need to do is actuallytalk to ppl who smoke weed, cuz nobody constantly puffs like that assholealso, after like five virtual puffs, the graphics should blurand i should feel like 'm trippin balls, but no, you have me pressing my lips against a screen you sick little monkey. shit, the joint doesnt even get smaller

Score: 10

"ha ha... asshole"

submission: Fern's Gym Troubles

date: May 23, 2008

nothing like making a girl commit suicide after she realized that she coulnt pass gym and making her brains SPLAT over the gym floor... you need to buy a mic though, some OUCHS would have been erotic

Score: 0

"wtf man"

submission: Air Hockey

date: May 23, 2008

that goal area was just way to big, how am i supposed to protect a country with a single soldier? also it ws annoying how it would automaticaly set it in the comps favor. another thing massivley incorrect with this game is the boards size, not enough surface area damnit. you better read this if you want to make it better, this is gold... PONG IS BETTER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
!!!!!!!

Score: 10

"HXC (for total noobs that means hardcore)"

submission: Charlie the Unicorn

date: May 17, 2008

yeah, true work of art made by the masters of space and time. truely ingenious. makes me want to ride my bike with the wind while flying a kite that says F**K OFF in huge red letters on a black background. so random like the the sweet smell of fresh cut grass on a saturday morning before lunch but after a breakfast so epic your still carrying that banana your mom gave you when you finished all your generic fruit loops and a few instant pancakes with no syrup or butter cuz they were just that good and as you take that last bite of your banana you realize you dont want to go inside to throw it out cuz the wather is just to beautiful and even if you did its so bright out that if you went inside now your eyes wouldnt be able to adjust and all you would see is black, so you take it to he neighbors trash outside that they never bring back from the curb but your in a good neighborhood so the trash cans are still in good shape. then your dog comes, hes a rotweiler that wouldnt hurt a fly and you decide to take him for a walk to the park when you see she is bleeding on her paw cuz she probably stepped on something. so instead you just sit under a tree with her head on your lap and you think to yourself, what a wonderful life. truely epic and if you actually read this whole thing please, send me a messege.

Score: 10

"MONKEYS"

submission: Bloons Tower Defense

date: May 16, 2008

all i needed was like 20 monkeys and two super monkeys and i was craving for more i wish the game didnt have to end, it would have been fun to do that forever getting more and more super mokeys, would have been AWESOME. so could you add like 50 more levels? cuz i loved it man

Score: 10

"LEVEL 50 IS IMPOSSIBLE"

submission: Canyon Defense

date: May 15, 2008

srsly i got to level 50 and i had huge level 4 tanks with shield and auto repair, i couldnt possibly win, this problem needs fixng AWESOME GAME THOUGH

Score: 10

"WOOT!!!! RANDOM"

submission: Krazy Kar

date: May 15, 2008

I LOVE RANDOM THINGS, ITS WHY I WATCH DRAWN TOGETHER AND AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE ON TV AND CHARLIE THE UNICORN ONLINE. PLUS ITS EASY TO JUST BARELY WIN AND THATS A RUSH IN ITSELF!!!!!! OMG I JUST WATCHED SPEED RACER AND THIS IS LIKE THE COOLEST THING WITH THE JUMPING LIKE SPEED RACER. AWSOME MOVIE AND AWESOME GAME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ALSO I LOVE HOW FAST IT IS. ESP WHEN YOU TIME A JUMP JUST RIGHT ON A FORWARD INCLINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 10

"AWESOME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

submission: Disturbed Johnny

date: May 5, 2008

DUDE, THIS IS WHAT GOES DOWN IN MY DREAMS, THIS SHIT WAS SO EPIC YOU NEED TO WRITE A MOVIE!!!!!!! OMG IT AS SO HARDCORE!!!!!!!! YOU ARE THE MAN!!!!! I TOTALLY WANT THIS ON MY IPOD!!!!!!!!!!

Score: 5

"i used to be emo"

submission: Emo Kids

date: May 5, 2008

i used to be emo, that is b4 it became a fad with posers and everything. well i dont think you got the true essence of emonocity but good work all in all. hate us, we hate you too